I am not an artist, I'm a critiquer. My goal: to better other artists with the piercing view of an outsider. I've just graduated from Ole Miss and my hobbies are, of course, critiquing and playing Wii bowling with my newly wedded wife, who is convinced she's the better bowler. (She's wrong, of course.) She is also who came up with and insisted on my profile name. Sounds sophisticated, doesn't it?